Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Need a laugh....
I'm having a rather tough day today. Nothing bad, just one of those days. I googled a few funny quotes to put me in a better mood. I really think these quotes have lifted my spirits.
~Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. ~Murphy's Law
~Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
~You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
~You have one advantage over me....you can kiss my ass and I can't!
~Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tries slamming a revolving door
And the one that allows me to sleep tonight with peace of mind:
~Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.--Ralph Waldo Emerson