Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Need a laugh....

I'm having a rather tough day today. Nothing bad, just one of those days. I googled a few funny quotes to put me in a better mood. I really think these quotes have lifted my spirits.

~Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. ~Murphy's Law

~Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

~You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

~You have one advantage over can kiss my ass and I can't!

~Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tries slamming a revolving door

And the one that allows me to sleep tonight with peace of mind:
~Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.--Ralph Waldo Emerson


*Crystal* said...

Love these! They are just what I needed today... thanks

Mass Hole Mommy said...

LOL! I didn't realize you were so close to me. Did you know they didn't end up spraying last night after all? The winds were too high or something. And they are not planning on it tonite, either, because of T-storm threats. If you want to email me, I am at I'm curious what town you're in.