~Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.
~There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look. For example: I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
~He who laughs last thinks slowest!
~A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
~If Wal-Mart is always lowering it's prices, how come nothing is free yet?
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